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[26 Jul 2007|04:58pm] I leave for Chicago on monday. Gonna stay the night in Albuquerque, then head to Tulsa and stay with Sara for a couple days, then Memphis with Kara for a couple days. I'll be in Chicago by Sunday. =) i'm really really excited.  i can't wait to see Kara and Sara.  They're two of my best friendssssss. pick a crayon

[09 Jul 2007|11:59am] i'm moving to chicago next month. i'm supa-stoked! 6 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[08 Mar 2007|09:32pm] ugh.  i hate sanjaya! 4 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[26 Jan 2007|02:54pm] alcoholics anonymous isn't very anonymous if the first thing you have to do is stand up and say your name. 2 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[15 Nov 2006|06:56pm] gr. for the past fourteen days, my left eye has been red, swollen, itchy, watery, generally irritated, extremely sensitive to light, and very very painful. i can't drive anywhere because of the light sensitivity.  i can't even be around any form of light without having to close my left eye, so basically, i've had my eyes closed all the time. i've been to four doctors in these past two weeks, and still, no one has been able to come up with an answer as to what exactly it is or where it came from. i've had blood and tear samples taken, and today, the opthamologist had to take culture samples from my eye.  by scraping my eyeball.  with a metal blade.  four times. it's been a shitty two weeks. pick a crayon

[28 Aug 2006|12:40pm] ( I found a glory hole at ASU... and then I used it. ) 14 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[25 Aug 2006|03:13pm] Rest in Peace Pluto. You were probably doing that anyways, but whatever. Just remember: planets never die, they just lose their attraction (and their planetary status *cough*) 4 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[23 Aug 2006|08:58pm] i really love reading bumper stickers. such sarcasm. such sass. they help ugly people socialize with the rest of the world. they're great in general, but this one's the best: "jesus is my co-pilot" Totally untrue, but I guess "jesus is my co-pilot" just sounds better than "jesus is my backseat driver," but c'mon, let's be honest here... that's all he is. You're in a minivan, not a helicopter for goodness sake. It would be wise to avoid this whole situation by making it "Jesus is my right hand man." It would be more close to the truth, too. I just wish he would use lube, because i'm starting to chafe. 2 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[15 Aug 2006|04:32pm] Just out of curiosity... how are game tables and women's t-shirts related categories? 7 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[09 Aug 2006|03:04pm] Metropolitan Mattress is becoming Mattress Firm. And i never even got to sing the jingle in one of their tv commercials. :-( i love my metropolitan mattress MATTRESSSSSS 4 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[07 Aug 2006|10:12am] I have a bone to pick with Rascal Flatts. Here are some lyrics from their "Me and My Gang" song: "It’s a brothers and a sisters kind of thang / Raise up your hands if you all wanna hang / With me and my gang / We live to ride, we ride to live / Me and my gang, jump on that train / Grab hold of them reigns / We’re gonna rock this thang, cock this thang / Me and my gang, yeah - me and my gang" oh yes. they are SO hardcore. they live to ride. they ride to live. HELLZ YES. Talk about rebels. Too bad you're just a bunch of pussyfags, Rascal Flatts. Nobody believes you're in a gang. Hell. Look at you. I'm a little bit surprised you haven't been knifed by a real gang. And as if the picture didn't prove it, the song ends with the lyrics: "Yeah – Woo! Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na" Yeah. Mmhmm. Gang. And we thought west side story was gay... 24 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[26 May 2006|06:06pm] Dear FBI, if you're reading this while you're searching my computer at work, thank you for raiding my office and letting me go home at 10 this morning. Love Always, David P.S. i'm sorry that i was looking at boys on manhunt. you should have let me close out of my windows. 5 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[20 May 2006|07:02pm] i saw a guy online who said he was into loggers. i asked him how many loggers he's met in phoenix, and he said none. how depressing. but i'm kinda like a logger. i mean, i had a live christmas tree once. i think i won his heart. 1 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[17 May 2006|10:33am] At work we have a kickass copy machine. But if you overload the paper tray, you've gotta dig the sheets out from amidst the labrynth of gears, levers, wheels, playgrounds, fences, lava fields, and corn mazes. Told you it was a kickass copier. Well, i just had the worst paper jam ever. let me tell you... i had to remove at LEAST 10 pages from inside the machine. Not fun. it wasn't a paper jam. it was a paper jamboree. 6 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[19 Apr 2006|11:13am] My mom got in a car accident in north scottsdale... With an eighty year old woman... Who was drunk... At ten a.m... oh the things that make you go hmmmmm. 7 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[17 Apr 2006|12:46pm] Father Gerry is the craziest old priest ever. First, he forgot to come to the altar to give mass. He was just chilling in back listening to the music. The poor band went through ten verses before they just had to start making words up. When he finally showed up,his homily consisted of telling us information he found on the BBC website, then tried to tie them into scripture. He's not very good at this. "There are candles on the altar. Why do we have candles? Those are so old. We have light bulbs now. Scientists in the United States have created a new light source that's more like natural light. They'll be able to make walls and furniture into lights. And what does this have to do with Easter? Jesus is the light of the world. And that's why we struggle in parking lots and on the freeways. And that's the end of the homily." Thank you Father Gerry. You are the sunshine in my life. And that's why there are fifty stars on the flag. And red. So the pope lives in the Vatican. The end. 6 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[14 Apr 2006|11:27am] itsme233: how old are you? Auto Response from polarkid88keys: 14 polarkid88keys: how old are you? itsme233: 18 polarkid88keys: cool polarkid88keys: i have some nude pics of me, do you want them? polarkid88keys: i just took them itsme233: uh no itsme233: that's illegal polarkid88keys: it is polarkid88keys: okay polarkid88keys: nvm then polarkid88keys: lol itsme233: yeah... itsme233: wait until you're eighteen to be doin' that kind of stuff polarkid88keys: well i g2g polarkid88keys: ttyl polarkid88keys: bye Disgusting. 10 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[09 Apr 2006|12:18pm] Karyn and I have spent the last three nights at Dick's. I guess that makes us regulars. And perverts. 16 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[31 Mar 2006|10:01am] I work with an Indian lady who's Hindu. When she talks on the phone, she often says "My God!" I'm very tempted to ask which one. 2 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

[30 Mar 2006|08:33pm] tv confuses me. If something's on at 9 (8 Central)... what time are they showing it on MY tv in Arizona? It may be the biggest mystery in the world, really, and it doesn't help that Arizona practically has its own time zone. The average American watches 3 hours, 46 minutes of tv each day. You know why? It's cuz he can't figure out what damn time American Idol is on, and of course he can't miss it, so he just watches Fox for 4 hours straight, mmkay? And just think of what that four hours of Fox will do to his poor brain! SHEESH. :-( 4 wrote on the wall| pick a crayon

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